hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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