I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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