I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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