i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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