11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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