Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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