where am i from again
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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