Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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