dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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