I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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