So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
