I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My ass is underappreciated
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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