i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
