listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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