He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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