I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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