Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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