My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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