gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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