oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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