handjob tips. give me some.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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