I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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