are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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