I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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