All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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