I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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