Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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