i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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