How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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