Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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