I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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