You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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