Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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