He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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