Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize