you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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