Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
