Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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