forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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