She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
