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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Will you blow on my dice?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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