How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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