Are we in a gay sports bar?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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