I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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