Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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