Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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