Soap is not a condiment
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
