OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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