if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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