so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Come see our sink grown plant.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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